Life's truly unfair...

I wish I was doing better than I am right now, but I can't lie to you, the loyal blog-reading public.

"What is the latest dilemma" I hear the masses ask?

I have a little piece of popcorn stuck in the part between gum and tooth in the back of my mouth, and it really bothers me.

How did this travesty occur? Where did I find the materials to inflict such pain upon myself?

I went to see Jackass 2 last night. It was hilarious! I have't laughed so hard since the first Jackass film. Granted, I missed the first fifteen minutes or so (lousy women drivers!), which was supposedly a hilarious set piece in the same vein as the first film, but despite this omission I laughed, cried, groaned, squirmed and screamed so hard it hurt a little.

Over the past few years, we've become familiar with the Jackass troupe, and it makes it seem all the more like it's your friend who is freezing his nuts to an ice sculpture, or putting baby-powder in his butthole to create a fart cloud. My favourite was probably the skit involving 'Danger' Ehren, because whatever grief they throw his way is deserved for being such a worthy candidate for 'whipping-boy'. It also has to be said that this film is a testament to Johnny Knoxville's willingness to hurt himself in increasingly elaborate ways (and Stevo is just a danger to himself - but we knew that already).

The film also features gratuitous full frontal male nudity! Girls! Now is your chance to see Wee-man's Wee-penis!

Two thumbs way up!