Sunday, March 13, 2011

Battle Los Angeles: The battle within

I liked Battle: Los Angeles. Lots of stuff happened. But that's not what I want to discuss.

Aaron Eckhart plays the lead role. Aaron Eckhart is a handsome man.


Such a magnificent creature. Let's see how he looks in costume.


Pretty good. Now let's see him with his helmet on.


Still pretty good, right? But let's see him under less controlled circumstances.


As I watched that chin, under that chinstrap, I couldn't help but be distracted by what I was reminded of:


It's hard to entirely engross yourself in a film when you're trying not to think of this:

"WE HAVE TO GET THESE CIVILIANS TO THE F.O.B!"

6 comments:

Gammagoblin said...

lol!!

Sully said...

I thought that'd tickle you alright, considering it's lifted from the Gammagoblin school of blogging. One lol is all I need to consider it worth the half-hour of sleep I missed out on slapping this together.

Gammagoblin said...

I think that school thing might be true true: When I read "Aaron Eckhart is a handsome man" at the beginning I looked at the picture and said to myself "Yeah sure, I guess... that 'bum-chin' is a bit pronounced though..."

Grayson said...

Hmmm,your first thought about a handsome man was how his chin looked like a mans posterior in assless chaps? I repeat "hmmmmm".

Primateus said...

Sully, here's another pic for your viewing pleasure.

http://i52.tinypic.com/xfyck3.png

(This is an example of everything that's wrong with how I spend my free time).

Sully said...

Primateus, thanks for contributing that delightful image. I honestly can't tell if you've placed Eckhart's chin over the chaps, or if you've swapped out the smooth asscrack for a hairy one. Just reinforces the point I was making, I guess.