He has a website! He has proof of a previous leadership role! He has posters! He has laid out his policies. He even has an election-anthem:
Why should you vote for Dillon? Cos Dillon's gonna win! The song even says it!
One fateful night, he called to my mother's door at dinnertime. I told him I didn't want to stay long, and he gave me his five second pitch and shook my hand. Decent chap. I liked him. He gave me a flyer:
Neat! An independent who doesn't openly display an easily-diagnosed mental illness! Let's have a look here...
"@dillondelivers@twitter.com?" Sorry John, you just got bumped to #2.
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I saw his posters when I was in Limerick the other day. I remember thinking: "I wish I could vote for Tom Dillion". Clearly his posters were only working at 50% but it appears to be a strong 50%.
Let me enlighten you Paddy, what you need, right, is not that independent boy, but some honest thatcherite policies from Cameron; union-back and bank breaking straightforwardness to fix you Irish lads economy; the Irish bog separatists have been exposed as barbarous reckless savages, for god's sake put the Po tay-ta down mickey and let westminster men handle things.
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